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Most Unsual Football Injury! (Read 5023 times)

BioCoach

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Most Unsual Football Injury!
16. Nov 2008 at 22:02

I was coaching the Rohawk JV football team in a game at Floresville. Midway through the quarter a Rohawk was injured and the game was stopped. As I jogged on to the field I was more than confident I could treat any injury. At this time I was a red patch advanced cardiac care paramedic with my local EMS in Schertz. I could bandage, splint, admister heart drugs, defib, intubate a breathing tube and many other medical procedures.

As I arrived at my injured player he was holding both hands between his legs and was screaming as loud as he could. "What's the injury" I ask. He screams even louder "They broke my penis!" "What did you say" I ask? "They broke my penis" he screams again!! I am just standing there dumbfounded trying to figure what I should do. My paramedic training had not mentioned broken penis. I'm thinking. Do I splint it? Put ice on it? Examine it? Massage it?
So I yelled that's impossible unless you've been playing with a hard on! Get to the bench! Which he did and re-entered the game a few minutes later.

True story. Enjoy! Coach Scott

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BioCoach Airman Posts: 21	Re: Most Unsual Football Injury! Reply #1 - 16. Nov 2008 at 22:14 Yes I spelled unusual wrong. Hey I'm 73 years old and I'm entitled ! Sometimes I stand in the rain.
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Johnny Bender

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Reply #2 - 17. Nov 2008 at 13:10

Quote from BioCoach on 16. Nov 2008 at 22:14:

Yes I spelled unusual wrong. Hey I'm 73 years old and I'm entitled ! Sometimes I stand in the rain.

Great story Coach Scott. Grin

I've heard the story but not with the word thingy. I guess it was changed over the years.
If you want to go back and change anything on you post just hit the modify button and fix it, then hit save.

John Bender

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BioCoach Airman Posts: 21	Re: Most Unsual Football Injury! Reply #3 - 17. Nov 2008 at 23:24 John, you are right the correct word was penis. That is the way I wrote it yesterday. Someone changed penis to thingy. I did't know penis was a dirty word. The Rohawk Alumni Bulletin Board Moniter must be plenty conservative.
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BioCoach Airman Posts: 21	Re: Most Unsual Football Injury! Reply #4 - 17. Nov 2008 at 23:29 John, I just made the correction to your inquiry and used the original p word but it was immediately changed to thingy. P word must be a banned word on the forum. Oh well. Coach S
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Jim Schrank 76 Global Moderator Posts: 123 Gender:	Re: Most Unsual Football Injury! Reply #5 - 18. Nov 2008 at 03:16 Too funny I think we have 'Bear' to thank for the "thingy" conversion. J
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Jim Schrank 76 Global Moderator Posts: 123 Gender:	Re: Most Unsual Football Injury! Reply #6 - 18. Nov 2008 at 03:21 Note: If you ever go to a "casino' = Online Place To Lose Your Money. Many words with 'various meanings' will generate a replacement word... Mystery solved.
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Johnny Bender Global Moderator Posts: 336 Gender:	Re: Most Unsual Football Injury! Reply #7 - 18. Nov 2008 at 09:48 We are trying to keep the site from getting bombarded with porn posts so Mike has set the porn meter pretty low, but thingy?
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Johnny Bender Global Moderator Posts: 336 Gender:	Re: Most Unsual Football Injury! Reply #8 - 18. Nov 2008 at 09:49 Quote from Johnny Bender on 18. Nov 2008 at 09:48: We are trying to keep the site from getting bombarded with porn posts so Mike has set the porn meter pretty low, but thingy? As you can see we can't write P-O-R-N.
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Re: Most Unsual Football Injury!
Reply #9 - 18. Nov 2008 at 14:45

Quote from Johnny Bender on 18. Nov 2008 at 09:48:

We are trying to keep the site from getting bombarded with porn posts so Mike has set the porn meter pretty low, but thingy? Wink

Actually guys, I get to pick and choose what words are changed to what. Early on I was quite frustrated with the significantly vulgar posts. Things I wouldn't even say! Well. . . . things I wouldn't say in front of my mother.

If you want I can change these to anything or just delete the filter altogether. We really don't get spammed with the new registration system. This site is intended for adult use so I really don't mind any words used in a reasonable context.

Maybe we should have a contest to guess all the changed words. Here are some

shit
mother fucker
asshole
pussy
cunt
fuck wad

I fixed the filter for penis. now you can go ahead and say penis or schlong all you want. But you can't say dick or pussies. Just let me know when a filter seems stupid and I will change them on a case by case basis.

MB

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Johnny Bender Global Moderator Posts: 336 Gender:	Re: Most Unsual Football Injury! Reply #10 - 18. Nov 2008 at 16:03 Mike you're such a thingy
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